You know who you are, and most likely I was drinking. But cooking Thanksgiving is stressful and I may have lost my cool a few times. Anyway I’m sorry again for saying these things. Happy Thanksgiving from Whiskey.
1: Were you having a seizure when you cut these onions?
2: Unless you’re another old fashioned, get the hell out of my kitchen.
3: Seriously, you are the speed bump in my day.
4: How do you not know what the fuck mincing means? Just…leave. Walk away. Faster.
5: No, I don’t want to talk about the real issue here…The real issue??? Really? You ever time a meal for fifteen goddamned people. Can you please just shut up and stir.
6: Can you cry on your own time? It’s getting in the mashed potatoes, that you’re making all lumpy. Fine, go find Grandma, I’ll just do everything.
7: Because your stuffing sucks, that’s why. Now go to the store and get more bread cubes.
8: You have the palate of a stray dog.
9: Oh I don’t know, maybe think about what the hell you’re asking and find the answer yourself. It ain’t that complicated and I am NOT grumpy.
10: Because whatever your friend brought looks like a transporter accident and I’m not serving it. I don’t care if she heard me. No I’m not that drunk. Christ on his throne, what is wrong with everyone tonight?
Oh my, I am still laughing! Priceless… 🙂
Being near the kitchen when my brother is in charge is terrifying. I prefer to just drink and pretend to clean up afterwards.
Brilliant plan! Happy Thanksgiving! 🙂
Nobody remembers good food. No one will ever recall the pleasant conversations. But the drunken insult? That will live forever. So let’s get out there today and create memories.
Oh, I’m all over that.
Hahahaha this is great. Personally I would never say that about onions, I detest cutting them and am so grateful for anyone cutting them for me I could care less what they look like and what was happening whilst they were cut LOL.
Agreed. I accept all help offered and then back quietly away to have a drink. Whiskey sucks at delegating 😉
Worst job ever. When I have kids I am truly thinking about making onion cutting a punishment for bad behaviour 🙂
I gingerly pushed the like button and now I will quietly and slowly back away. 😉
Oh don’t leave now, things are just getting interesting!
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