Yet Another 10 Things I’m Sorry I Said on Thanksgiving. Millennial Edition.

1. “What do you mean, you bought a ‘tiny turkey?’ What the hell, if I wanted a chicken I’d get a damn chicken. Go eat a f*cking Tide Pod…” 2. “You’re a tiny turkey.  No you are…I said it first.” 3. “There are twelve people coming…I hope you bought three of those things.” 4. “You …

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