Let Me Save You Some time – Aerobie Edition

The Aerobie Pro is everything it promises and more. If you would like to play a game of catch across a football field, it’s the tool for you. If you’re trying to wear out a Border Collie and you have access to huge tracts of land, it won’t let you down.

But if you’re looking for a great birthday gift for a suburban/city kid, look elsewhere. Occasionally, adults over-engineer a “toy” to the point that it ceases to be even remotely functional for actual children. This is such a toy. It has no place in the hands of a child unless your roof needs more color.

Untitled_artwork

I’m not saying it ain’t awesome. That thing is awesome. I’m just saying you buy one for your nephew’s eighth birthday, that shit’s gonna be a hilarious memory before you can say “You’re welcome.”

You’re welcome, also if anyone finds mine I’d like it back. It was last seen as a tiny orange speck on the horizon headed west from Redwood City in 1988. Just throw it in the direction of Seattle.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s