This is not a real post. It’s just a cartoon, so it’ll be over soon, I promise. See, the the thing is, my mom asked me to stop writing about her before someone retroactively calls child services and, without mom stories, I don’t have a lot going on right now. Give me a week, I’ll think of something.
In the meantime, a parenting cartoon moment brought to you by MILK & the Madness:
The staggering laziness of my child is only eclipsed by her complete disregard for whatever the hell I might be doing at any given time.