This is not a real post. It’s just a cartoon, so it’ll be over soon, I promise. See, the the thing is, my mom asked me to stop writing about her before someone retroactively calls child services and, without mom stories, I don’t have a lot going on right now. Give me a week, I’ll think of something.
In the meantime, a parenting cartoon moment brought to you by MILK & the Madness:
The staggering laziness of my child is only eclipsed by her complete disregard for whatever the hell I might be doing at any given time.
Milk & Whiskey 
“See, the the thing is, my mom asked me to stop writing about her before someone retroactively calls child services”
There is no statute of limitations on parental neglect – but there should be. I am thinking no more than a minute and a half – but then there are those lingering issues with my parents to whine about – and there is never a limit to whining. So where does that leave us? I dunno…
And ya gotta appreciate a little healthy neglect. Many adventures were had (and sibling bonds forged) when the folks were looking the other way.