You know how sometimes you’re all pregnant and you’re standing in the checkout line at Ross and you see all those workout DVDs and think to yourself, “Yoga. Now that seems like a great way to get back in shape after this baby comes. The kid can even do it with me. It will be a beautiful, beautiful bonding experience. And so centering!”
“We can do Yoga TOGETHER! It will be so centering!” You think. Like an idiot.
Are we feeling centered, yet? Relaxed?
Sure, lady, just keep trying. This is totally going your way.
Didn’t see that coming, didja?
There, doesn’t that feel better?
Milk & Whiskey 
My best friend was a yoga instructor. She finally got me to come to her yoga class by promising me booze. I figured I would go in, do a few downward dogs and then be on my way to drinking town. My mistake however was that it was a hot yoga class and what I did not know was that you could stretch like whole lot more then normal in a hot room. So the next morning I felt like I was dying.
Needless to say I didn’t do anymore yoga after that.
So awesome! Haven’t tried yoga with my kids but working out around them impossible!