Recently, my state got their shit together and voted in favor of marriage equality. This was pretty damned exciting, I have to say, and briefly renewed my faith in humanity. During the weeks leading up to the vote, we were subject to a lot of ads on the radio assuring us that this would end in disaster. One of the more bizarre points, to me, was that our kids would find out about this. “They” would – gasp – teach it in schools. I don’t even know how that’s supposed to work. I don’t remember learning about marriage in school. Everything I knew about marriage I should have learned from my grandparents, the only people I knew who appeared to be doing it right. But instead, because this is how those things work, I learned about marriage from my parents.
Things I “knew” about marriage as a child:
1. Most of them end.
I can’t think of a second thing. The first thing took up too much of my attention. SO when people started panicking about teaching their kids about this whole “gay marriage” thing, I rolled my eyes. Then, because I’m a helpful person, I decided it was a conversation I should have with my kid, so I could give pointers to all the frightened people. So we did. She even brought it up, kinda. I laid it out…kinda. And then it was over. We both survived. She doesn’t appear to be emotionally scarred, even. It actually happened in a car, like most of our conversations, but I drew it on a hill at sunset because that’s where deep conversations SHOULD take place. It went a little something like this:
Her mind was not exactly blown. I think people might be putting a little too much faith in kids giving a crap about anything that doesn’t immediately affect them. You know what’s really hard? Try explaining to a kid the concept of infinity. Or why daddy’s always fighting with the voice on the iPad. Or why that man ahead of you in line is “SO fat”.
That’s what parenting is all about, people. Answering the tough questions.
Great post! As a gay man it’s always nice seeing people approach this subject with a well balanced view….and as a comic book geek it’s even better to see it being done as a comic:-)
Thanks for noticing!
Yup. I think more than 30 years ago, my brother thought he was going to marry his boy friend, just like my kids think they are going to marry their best friends, whomever it happens to be this week. I remember planning with my best friends that he was going to marry me and also another of our friends. I think it’s the last thing to worry about explaining, until they’re old enough to not care about our opinions and take the rights and privileges for granted, and surely by then, who gets to marry whom really will be the right of anyone and they’ll take it for granted.
Timely re-post. I’m sure there are lots of children out there feeling elated that their parents are smiling, happy and celebrating today, whether or not they understand why! Yay for human rights!
So true. Kids don’t care who marries who, or who has kids with whom (when I picked S up from day care today she informed me that she had a bubba and I was its daddy). The far more urgent questions they want solved are “why that man have big belly?” and “why that girl wobbly?” (the latter referring to an 80+ lady trying to climb down steps to get off a tram).