Hey fans who read our stuff, first let me say thanks from us for stopping by.
It appears my sister is having some sort of mental existential crisis.
Hopefully we will start posting stuff more frequently soon.
In the meantime, it looks like it’s up to ol Whiskey.
But I am not the best at the mom perspective.
Perhaps if we all tell MILK we miss her?
I think it is a sad plea for “shares”.
We need her back soon.
That is all for now.
Milk! We love you. You are so awesome. All our children are for sure benefitting from your years of scars! I really believe you two are like the Sedaris brother and sister and will one day have a few books. Starting with a collection of all of these.
Yes! Definite shades of Sedaris brilliance here!
lol, no pressure or anything! You are way too kind, but thank you 😉
Noooooooooo! You brighten my day with your tales.
Sent from my iPhone
We miss you Milk – but take your time!
We do miss you, Milk. But we’ll still be here when you get back, so take as long as you need to.
Please return soon, M.I.L.K! Whiskey’s great and all, but your posts make my day. It’s like looking at my own mothering experience through a lens of coolness. The way you dealt with the tooth fairy situation was inspired, and I’ve filled it away in my parenting playbook for whenever I (inevitably) forget. Come back soon, but not before you’re ready. We’ll be here!
*filed it away, ugh.
I know the feeling M.I.L.K! It all seems a little thankless sometimes or even most of the time. But I do very much hope you come back because we love you and you are the perfect antidote to all the saccharine wanky inspo MWAH xoxo luv ya darl bullshit mum blogs out there. Plus, unlike you WHISKEY doesn’t reply to my comments or leave awesome comments on my blog, the lazy sod. (No offence.) Take your time… but hurry back. 😭😭😭
I don’t do feels.
Yes, my brother is entirely useless, I’ve been saying so since birth 😉
Hey I do stuff.
Owww feels hurt.
Waiting patiently for your return! ~Elle