1. He didn’t need a nap. (His words)

2. His brother touched the lid to his yogurt and dented the foil. 

3. His AT-AT shirt is in the laundry and I won’t let him wear dirty clothes. 

4. His brother said Star Wars is stupid. 

5. Crust. 

6. He was jumping on the recliner and fell off. Again. 

7. I told him no orange soda before bed. 

8. He was expecting grandma to pick him up and he got dad instead. 

9. I’m not convinced that he needs a very expensive toy that is years beyond his abilities and I verbalized this thought. He overheard. 

10. His little brother got him back knocking over his Lego building when I wasn’t looking.