Scenes From Real Life Horror Movies: Act 1, “Spiders in Lounge Pants”

I don’t even need to watch horror movies anymore. I get my daily dose of adrenaline six times over just trying to keep my kids out of the ER, (which is basically just the DMV with more bodily fluids).

Plenty of really scary shit happens every day. Even without zombies.

This, for instance:

Spider

Spider 2

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SPIDERMEME

Shit just got real.

 

Ever get a random bug bite on your ass and you’re like, “when did that happen? Did I sit on a spider?” Yeah, you totally did, because sometimes spiders LIVE IN YOUR PANTS.

Good luck with that.

3 thoughts on “Scenes From Real Life Horror Movies: Act 1, “Spiders in Lounge Pants”

  1. AH! I am actually really scared right now. For myself and my kids who often do leave our pants on the floor! I will be telling my kids that leaving your pants on the floor could easily get you a spider butt bite. Thanks for this!!!!

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