I don’t even need to watch horror movies anymore. I get my daily dose of adrenaline six times over just trying to keep my kids out of the ER, (which is basically just the DMV with more bodily fluids).
Plenty of really scary shit happens every day. Even without zombies.
This, for instance:
Ever get a random bug bite on your ass and you’re like, “when did that happen? Did I sit on a spider?” Yeah, you totally did, because sometimes spiders LIVE IN YOUR PANTS.
Good luck with that.