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2015-12-02T02:52:12+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/10/19/getting-fryd/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fryd.jpgfrydNever Return 2015-10-20T13:10:49+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/10/16/when-7-year-olds-watch-office-space/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/untitled_artwork-21.jpgUntitled_Artwork (21)She takes after her father, that one.2015-10-17T13:29:09+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/10/12/im-too-old-for-this-sht-hangover-edition/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/untitled_artwork-20.jpgUntitled_Artwork (20)2015-10-15T02:00:47+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/10/09/the-hooker-story/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/532781_10152758875840015_258590231_n1.jpg532781_10152758875840015_258590231_nThe Closest We Came.2015-10-22T18:15:54+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/10/05/mceducation/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/teacher.jpgteacher2015-10-06T14:53:13+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/10/01/top-ten-reasons-my-kid-is-face-down-on-the-carpet-crying/2015-10-02T15:26:25+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/09/28/does-a-kid-shit-in-the-woods/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vault2.jpgvault2What??? 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Later that expected, maybe, since apparently the lights in Guna Yala only work during the day. https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-05-29-10-01-56.jpg2015-05-29 10.01.56This lovely young lady agreed to let us film her working on a mola - the traditional tapestry Guna women use to make their clothes.https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-05-28-11-46-15.jpg2015-05-28 11.46.15https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-05-28-11-52-19.jpg2015-05-28 11.52.19Island selfie. No, I didn't pack makeup. https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-05-28-12-31-12.jpg2015-05-28 12.31.12https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-05-28-18-45-10.jpg2015-05-28 18.45.10https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-05-28-18-45-26.jpg2015-05-28 18.45.26https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-05-28-18-45-44.jpg2015-05-28 18.45.44https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-05-28-20-03-48.jpg2015-05-28 20.03.48https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-05-28-13-16-13.jpg2015-05-28 13.16.132015-08-09T09:56:25+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/08/03/monkey-movies/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/monkeymovie.jpgmonkeymovieI Hate Monkey Movies. 2015-08-05T04:56:25+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/31/anger-management-strategies-for-toddlers/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/untitled_artwork-32.jpgUntitled_Artwork (32)2015-08-02T04:07:06+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/27/whiskey-in-a-sea-of-positivity/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_0431.jpgIMG_04312015-07-30T06:09:56+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/24/meet-the-neighbors/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cup-of-meth.jpgcup of methBorrow some sugar?2015-10-03T04:57:07+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/19/when-crazy-cat-ladies-go-on-vacation/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11752496_984676821564221_3193723652778546182_n.jpg11752496_984676821564221_3193723652778546182_nThis is the cat. On her leash.2015-07-24T04:59:09+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/17/kool-aid-and-malt-liquor/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/koolaid.jpgKoolaidThe Clash of the Titans https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/box-of-wine-2.jpgbox of wine (2)2015-07-17T14:29:44+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/13/but-i-thought-blondes-had-more-fun/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/untitled_artwork-30.jpgUntitled_Artwork (30)Hormones be like, not today, beeatch!2015-07-14T12:53:13+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/10/nicknames/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hello.jpghello2015-07-12T01:40:07+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/06/the-down-side-of-hypochondria/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cholera.jpgcholera2015-07-08T23:11:55+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/03/the-upside-of-hypochondria/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/untitled_artwork-29.jpgUntitled_Artwork (29)2015-07-04T15:04:16+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2013/05/17/cow-tipping/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cow2.jpgcow2Paybacks a bitchhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cow3.jpgcow3Coffin tent, or methane trap depending on how the cowboy stew turned out. https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cow1.jpgcow1When Cow Tipping Goes Wrong2015-07-02T23:30:10+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/07/02/cow-tipping-2/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cow1.jpgFeatured Image -- 4060https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cow3.jpgCoffin tent, or methane trap depending on how the cowboy stew turned out.https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cow2.jpgPaybacks a bitchhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cow11.jpgCowmageddon2015-07-02T15:37:50+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/06/29/well-aint-this-a-peach/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/peach.jpgpeach2015-06-30T01:05:00+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/06/25/the-big-strawberry/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/wpid-2015-06-26-09-04-35-jpg.jpegwpid-2015-06-26-09.04.35.jpg.jpegNot as big as "the big one"https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2015-06-04-09-23-53.jpg2015-06-04 09.23.53"They're all mine! Mwhahahahahah"2015-06-26T16:32:55+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2015/06/05/all-the-times-i-almost-died-in-the-last-two-weeks/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2015-05-31-08-04-02.jpg2015-05-31 08.04.02Putting the ass in Ambassador.https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2015-05-24-11-15-51.jpg2015-05-24 11.15.51Add crossing streets to the list of death defying activities. 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The loanshark years. 2014-08-26T05:05:37+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/08/22/my-complicated-relationship-with-nature/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-07-28-16-23-44.jpgearwigSplit open the first peach of the year from my tree. Summer. Ruined.https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/garden2.jpgGarden comic2014-08-23T15:20:03+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/08/18/grandmas-kisses/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gmakiss.jpggmakissEverybody loves grandma's kisses. 2014-08-18T16:22:07+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2013/07/29/parenting-now-with-merit-badges-not-so-thankless-a-job-after-all/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/merit-badge-cooking.jpgmerit badge cookingBurns on you: Many. 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We don't need no stinking badgeshttps://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/merit-badge.jpgPotty Trained!This has it's own rewards, but it wasn't easy so sport that badge with pride!https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/meritbadge3.jpgFlying the unfriendly skiesAs you board the plane with a baby and a toddler you are met with sighs... You've earned this one.https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/merit-badge-4.jpgMoney PumpBlew $500 in 8 hrs? 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Because bracelets? https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/my-fair-ladies.jpgMy Fair LadiesThe odd couple, in pigtails.2014-04-13T05:20:08+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/03/24/when-a-movie-on-tv-was-a-big-deal/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/movie.jpgmovieCOMING UP... 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Not so much. 2014-04-11T22:39:29+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/03/17/disgruntled-birds-parts-2-and-3/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/warbird.jpgwarbirdIncoming!https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bird1.jpgBird1Birds hate me. 2014-03-17T16:28:29+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/03/14/psycho-jimmy-a-lifetime-movie-survival-guide/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/spot.jpgspotI meant well. I really did.https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pjon2.jpgPjon2In retrospect, the license plate probably should have tipped us off...https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pjon1.jpgPJon12014-03-20T14:39:43+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/03/07/that-time-i-almost-learned-geography/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/geography.jpggeography2014-03-07T17:38:34+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/03/03/the-giving-dumpster/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dump5.jpgdump5https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dump4.jpgdump4https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dump3.jpgdump3https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dump2.jpgdump2It apparently knows I surf and wanted me to have a foam long board so I don't risk my nice hand made ones teaching visiting guests. https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dump1.jpgdump1This was on Valentine's day. Proof that it loves me. 2014-03-05T21:20:27+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/02/28/stopping-time/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/clock1.jpgclock12014-03-01T16:10:11+00:00monthlyhttps://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/02/21/we-found-what-the-olympics-is-missing/https://milkandwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/untitled_artwork-5.jpgA Very Princess Beat Down"Tell me this doesn't look like ballet. 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